Funny Status Messages

   if I ever wake up in a room full of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game," I'm going to be so mad!

   Spongebob is trying to give Gary a bath, aren't they already underwater?

   Everyone is intitled to their opinion, and in my opinion, your opinion sucks!

   if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."

   bored with Sunday. You should go away and ask your friend Saturday to come back.

   the oldest he has ever been.

   fighting for world peace...one beer at a time.

   kissing a walrus is like going to the glory hole booth. It seems like fun until you feel the whiskers!

   Two weeks 'til Groundhog Day, got all my shopping done, dug my hole and laid out the pine cones, all that's left is to decorate my branch and set the traps (Woo-Hoo) !!

   if they put Your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

   teach me rules .. I will teach you how to break them !!..!!

   considering mugging an Olympic medalist now that gold is at $1000 an ounce...

   wondering if I should go to bed or just stay up. I have mixed emotions about it. If I stay up I will be bored and if I go to bed I will be bored. At least if I'm in bed sleeping I won't know I'm bored so I guess I will go to bed..Peace out!!

   Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

   Britney Spears is being sued for $10 Million over a perfume deal. Apparently the scent is selling well because it helps mask the smell coming from her CDs.

   Game Day...Here's to hoping USA wins the world cup, and a Hope Solo flash ; )

   Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar

   Do you know how many black guys wish they were Steve Nash?!?!?

   Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable

   Damn... You looked pretty until tht free trial of Adobe Photoshop expired,