L Funny Status Messages

   why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

   hows Lamar Odom the 3rd best Laker and he got the 3rd best Kardashian??

   looks like Harolds ass will be camping outside the Pearly Gates by his damn self.

   You think she's hot?you should of seen the one that got away.

   money don't change you, it changes the people around you.

   if you beat the odds , they all knew you could do it.

   Trick or Treating at the strip clubs never been better, I'm so glad Candys working tongiht!!

   "never on schedule, but always on Facebook."

   Stop takin pics with yo Income TAX/Grant Money from school. You Broke

   I never lose sleep over my enemies its my friends that keep me awake.

   90% of the time I drop my IPhone because I wanna see a picture horizontal.

   party at camp crystal lake tonight all "people I may know" are invited.

   perfume and frustration...smells like you got stood up.

   money is the root of all evil I thought But when I'm broke is usually when I have the evilest thoughts.

   Nobody is calling you man...TAKE THE FN BLUETOOTH OUT OF UR EAR

   What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

   living the Champagne lifestyle with Bud Light pockets

   Thanks to George Zimmerman The great seal of Florida is now burned into my Plasma.

   "Give me a scotch. I'm starving."

   I feel bad for people who didn't party in college and got D's... what a waste.