Eddy Funny Status Messages

   rubix cube: the original fidget toy

   364 shopping days left

   time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time

   ‎11/11/11....my calendar is speaking to me in binary

   when women want to be treated like a princess, they go looking for prince charming....they need to look for Mario....he will do anything & has a lot of extra lives

   Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!

   90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)

   Legos are practice for when you get older & buy Ikea furniture

   wondering if the new iphone 5 comes with some kind of food stamp app

   HAPPY HANGOVER DAY

   whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich

   everyone hopes for a happy ending...except inmates

   I don't have any Emmys but I Have 2 Grammys ....they're both dead

   It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee

   hope the women don't sue me for lying about my length too

   parents dont need energy drinks...they already have monsters that keep them awake all day

   conficious says it takes many nails to build a crib but only 1 SCREW to fill it

   are we gonna hear it all day about the stupid date? ooohhhh the numbers are the same. all my cheerios are the same too but I dont tell everyone about it everytime it happens

   had a date tonight...& didnt need chloroform

   to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...