Bob Funny Status Messages

   I suppose I'm a late bloomer. But the way it's going, I'm going to hook up in the nursing home. Somebody water me, PLEASE!

   Just got a call from the post office, can they start delivering some of my cards now, they're running out of room in their sorting office

   Don't know who's happier, the gay community or the ABA

   If you're a woman that plans on visiting Halas Hall later this year, I suggest you use the stairs

   Washing my wifes laundry! Does that count as making her panties wet.

   Me: Hi, my name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic AAA: Sir this is triple A Me: I know, I'm explaining why my car is in the lake