Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   My mother and I play a drinking game. We do a shot every time the debt talks collapse.

   Beaver's mother was Barbara Billingsley, you dum@$$!

   Guys, if the relationship fails, don't blame her only. It takes 2 people to mess up a relationship. Blame her and her mother.

   Mother Goose Haiku: Old Mother Hubbard Looked in cupboard for dog food Nothing for that dog.