Jc Funny Status Messages

   I renamed my Ancestry.com file folder to Edit DNA to mess with archaeologists in the future...

   For those of you who won't be joining us in Heaven tomorrow but going to the other place below, Pauly Shore will be the guest on The View.

   Tom has a lot of space. He named his website very accurately.

   Uranus was the first planet discovered with a telescope. I didn't know planets had telescopes...

   there a better scream-along song than Journey's Don't Stop Believin'?

   I got stone cold case of the muchies so bad that I'm eating Macaroni and Cheese straight out of the box and chasing it with a glass of milk and butter. So good! I'm tempted to try snorting that powdered cheesy goodness for ultimate processed food high.

   If Windows 7 is my idea, why the heck do I have to pay for it?

   Tried to kill a mockingbird but it mocked me and almost killed me instead...

   I am definitely spending too much time on this here internet thing. Today some rude dude bumped into me and I said to him out loud, "Double-you Tee Eff?!"

   likes to sit in the pharmacy on my phone talking about how I have a contagious rash on 90% of my body and the Dr. can't find a medicine that works!

   Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.