@seanathon77 Funny Status Messages

   What if were all dead and this is our hell?

   When I die, I want my tombstone to have an iPad built into it. So all my friends and family can write on my wall.

   The way these kids are growing up now a days.. I'm scared for the future of society.. We're all going to Hell in a Handbag!

   You know if you add the word t!tty to the end of some of your sentences... It just seem to flow right in.

   If I put bricks on top of my oven... Is that considered "Brick Oven Pizza?"

   So I read the 1st page of Hunger Games... And fell asleep.

   Its kinda awkward seeing Chris Brown dance around after seeing him naked...

   Wow! The economy is so bad people are even stealin from Dr.Suess now!