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   messageicon Ladies; don’t get mad when guys stare at your boobs because there is going to be a time in the future when no guy will want to look at your boobs after time has had its way with them and they now look like raisins.
←Rate | 03-17-2013 13:40 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your first mistake was leaving me. Your second mistake was thinking I would die without you.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 06:13 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer, I'm not Fred Flintstone, I didn't "run" a red light, I drove through it.
←Rate | 08-18-2011 15:12 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got on Facebook to look up long lost friends. It's true what they say, that it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian might be the first time in history that the roles have been reversed and a ball player has trapped a hoe.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 15:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only way that I would ever be able to wake up on time in the morning is if I had a butler who set my comforter on fire every morning.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 02:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 10 minutes after sex, the man is not hungry and the woman is not passed out, temporarily paralyzed, then somebody didn't do their job right.
←Rate | 08-21-2011 03:28 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may be worthless to one person, but priceless to another. You just have to be smart enough to differentiate between the two.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 02:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cashier: Sir, this is the 5th movie ticket you have bought tonight. Customer: Well yeah, the a$$hole at the entrance keeps ripping it.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 09:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in the sun even when it's night time, I believe in love even when I am yet to find it, I believe in God even when he is yet to answer my prayers, I believe in heaven even when I have been to hell and back.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 15:45 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't stare at me. Because then I have to stare back at you and, why make me suffer?
←Rate | 08-17-2011 05:35 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's probably tough being black these days, having to memorize all those handshakes
←Rate | 09-13-2012 10:06 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon That a wkward m oment when you realize the last stair you thought was there isn't.
←Rate | 01-09-2013 01:48 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The opposite of Viagr a is marriage!
←Rate | 03-16-2013 14:46 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to tell if you just got your ass kicked and lost the fight? The cops run to him and the paramedics run to you.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 15:29 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not me, its you. I just don't think it's going to work between us. You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop cheating on you. I know you're my right choice, but we can't continue! TO: DIET FROM: ME
←Rate | 05-10-2011 15:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A silly woman will look at what a man drives. A wise woman will look at what drives the Man.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 10:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like prison except the food is better and your cellmate never changes.
←Rate | 05-15-2013 11:40 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I post a joke on twitter I tell it to my windmill... He is a HUGE fan.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 08:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriages are made in heaven by angels who themselves are happy bachelors.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 13:48 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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