Eddy Funny Status Messages

   Today isn't just for the kids..... it's also an egg hunt for the adults that are procrastinators

   My friend is single and middle-aged. I think she might be Catholic. Sorry, I mean cat-holic.

   I read Marie Kondo's book about tidying up...now I'm getting a divorce

   irony...Valentine's Day is abbreviated as "VD"

   how do you tell the difference between a gator & a croc? gator is a mask while croc is a shoe