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   messageicon Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 12:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffee.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 13:22 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend doesn't have any superpowers, per se, but she is pretty good at making me forget my name using only her tongue.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 12:49 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I will judge you by how you treat other people even if you're sweet as pie to me. Be kind or go to hell.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 12:32 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never judge a girl by her makeup!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am going to change your relationship status from “Taken” to “Stolen”
←Rate | 08-12-2011 03:17 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never drink coffee at work mainly because it keeps me awake and alert.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 15:11 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't feel bad Westerners, somewhere there is a Chinese kid in an American restaurant struggling with a knife & fork.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 13:47 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red; foxes are clever. I love your butt; let me touch it forever.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 14:03 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love doesn't cost a thing; except tears, a broken heart, wasted years and half your stuff.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 02:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always tell people how fat I am. Then they tell me I'm not and I feel better about myself. - MOST WOMEN
←Rate | 03-23-2013 07:15 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP is born when the KING of mixed signals hooks up with the QUEEN of second thoughts.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 04:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The couple that laughs together, stays together. If that's not a pro-weed slogan then nothing is.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 13:18 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, in a relationship, there comes a time you have to quit bullsh*tting and just shut up, swallow your pride, accept that you are wrong and apologize. It's not giving up, it's called growing up.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I do something I compliment myself in my mind using the voices of people I know.
←Rate | 03-27-2013 15:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Jobs that changed the world: HAND, BLOW and STEVE!
←Rate | 10-08-2011 14:22 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You drink a lot. You use crude language. You have low morals. You're exactly what I'm looking for in a friend!
←Rate | 04-14-2012 10:50 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weird to think we're just sixteen years away from Snooki being a grandmother.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 13:33 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men see what women do, but they never know what women think while they are doing it.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 15:37 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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