GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!

   I hear lots of jokes I can steal.

   My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1984.

   I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job.

   When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for motivation.

   What is the fastest way to calm a woman down when she is angry?

   I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.

   Worried about rising gas prices? Taco Bell and White Castle sell gas for less than $2.