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   messageicon I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd tap that.'
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she gives you the "Side Hug", You're in the Friend Zone.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 13:08 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there were no women on earth, I would have left this god forsaken planet a long time ago. I am strictly here for the women, everything else is just a bonus. Women make my stay here worthwhile.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 15:22 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3-pack condoms are ideal for married couples: Birthday, Christmas, and Valentine's Day.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 15:33 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let your ego write a check your character can't cash.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 00:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you confront your Man, don't make him feel interrogated. Remember, you could win the argument and still lose the Man.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 03:58 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife seems to be having a great day, I can't wait to ruin it by talking to her.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 13:18 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If homosexuals are going to hell, the interior design down there is going to be fabulousss.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 04:17 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the moms who spent their whole Mother's Day thinking and worrying, "If this dummy ever asks for a paternity test, I can kiss the good life goodbye”
←Rate | 05-09-2011 13:02 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just being myself. Who the hell are you being?
←Rate | 11-13-2012 14:00 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need your permission to correct you if you're wrong.
←Rate | 09-03-2012 09:07 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's pizza in this conference room and we're still talking instead of eating. THIS IS HOW SERIAL KILLERS ARE BORN.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 04:15 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm such a giving person; if cannibals were cooking me, I'd give them tips on how to make me more tender.
←Rate | 04-08-2013 14:19 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey everyone storing up food and supplies 'In case of the 2012 apocalypse', if it happens, you're going to be murdered for that sh!t.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:13 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon DATING TIP: make sure your girlfriend knows that you're dating her.
←Rate | 05-11-2013 13:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walking away from a senseless arguments, makes sense to me!
←Rate | 04-04-2013 07:24 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand why g@y guys won't sleep with women. I mean they have butt-holes too.
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:06 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sluts should be called, HUMPTY DUMPTY. Coz first they get HUMPED, then they get DUMPED.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Problem is people confuse LOVE with BUSINESS. If you are with her because she gives the best BJs and she is with you because you pay all her bills then thats not a LOVE affair, that's just a BUSINESS arrangement.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 03:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing screams, 'Pedophile' like having curtains on your van windows.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 03:45 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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