nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   ..... Congratulations Redblacks!!! ...... Wait a minute .... What the heck is a Redblack? ..... Answer: Another Underdog ..... Who just won the Grey Cup!!! ..... OK .... It's the Canadian (People that live north of the US) ..... version of the Superbowl.

   My favourite part of Football is when they feed the players water like they’re Hamsters

   So if the Eagles play a concert at the stadium in Philadelphia, how do people know if they're going to a concert or a football game?

   In terms of fractions, the football quarterback is more revered than the halfback or the fullback. Does that mean if there was an eighthback, he'd be considered Godlike?

   I can never find my college Alma Mater's football games on TV. I attended FU. It's the only school that'd accept me. I graduated Smegma Cum Lordy.

   Sports Goal celebrations: Basketball: so common it’s boring. Baseball: HR gets you a high-5 Football: endzone tik tok dance so teeny bopper GF can post it Soccer: run, scream, slide, tear shirt off