nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Fantasy Football starts now. I'm sorry honey. I will talk to you after football season. Love you Jamie wallis

   Anyone going to vegas? Put money on the Prison Football team to win it all!

   heard there is a new youth football league being formed... It's gonna be called Sandusky League.... Some full contact but mostly two hand touch !!!!

   Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.

   Sunday night Football on NBC, Al thinks Chris is as gay as can be

   I firmly believe that a man should never hit a woman. But come on, she changed the channel from Sunday Night Football to Desperate Housewives. I didn't have a choice!

   If Bobby Boucher's mama is right about football bein the devil then a lot of us are going to hell :P

   :"SH! Football is on". ~ said no Girl ever.

   hey were dudes it's Sunday and our teams are playing, were gonna talk about football, you wanna make a good wife one day then get used to it

   Ladies, your football knowledge is about the same as my interior design knowledge. Give it up...

   wishes Jimmy Football was more like Billy Mays-DEAD!

   Why did I hate the Superbowl Halftime Show? It's exactly what you are thinking.

   Everytime Kayne is caught smiling he has to be a cheerleader at a college football game!

   You know what would would solve the whole Kaepernick issue? If only he was a better football player..

   Bite me. Football starts next week and I'm watching it. 🐬

   Just checking to see if we're still suppose to be pissed off at who performed at the Superbowl halftime show.

   A teenage cannibal came home one afternoon after football practice and his Dad said, "You're late. Everybody's already eaten."

   I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.

   Why do they keep interrupting the commercials with a football game

   I'm so happy college football is back. Where else can one enjoy such blatant one sidedness and win money on the outcome?