anonymous Funny Status Messages

   vertically challenged

   marking his territory.

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   would be high on Life, but she doesn't want to snort the milk.

   wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

   shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

   missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

   as seen on TV

   making the sun shine

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

   bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture.

   and Richard Simmons are now friends

   M.I.A

   the reason for reason

   like a lawyer with the way he is always trying to get you off