Sully Funny Status Messages

   I think I've just convinced my 85yr old neighbor to hop on one leg across her patio railing at 5pm if you guys are interested.........

   Angelina Jolie getting a double mastectomy to reduce the risk of breast cancer is like me cutting my junk off because I might bet blue balls

   Wow....Thought I was passing a kidney stone, but it was just a jellybean. I'm good.

   I think I might have a natural immunity to Ebola. I get feverish, diarrhea and vomiting symptoms most Sunday mornings....

   anybody else worried about this North Korea threat. I've been nuked in "Empires and Allies" and that didn't turn out so well. This might be worse...

   Just got kicked out of Subway for asking if I could get a footlong Spicy Italian in my Kids Meal....

   I can say with CERTITUDE.. When you Twitpic your junk, there's bound to be trouble...Weinergate 2011