Uncle Bubba Funny Status Messages

   How great would it be if Justin Bieber and all of the Kardashians started flying on Malaysian Airlines?

   The fact that there is a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven" says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers...

   How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?..........Mark Sanchez

   Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"

   Did you know that if you spell "Go hang a salami" backwards it comes out as "I'm a lasagna hog" ?!?!?

   Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits first?......Who cares?

   Shark Week is so much better that Shart Week!

   You all have heard of Murphy's Law right?.....It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong....But have you heard of Cole's Law?...It's shredded cabbage.

   IS + Ebola = Problem Solved

   Hugo Chavez and that kid Manny on Modern Family look just alike.

   Sure hope someone in the stands knows how to do the Heimlich maneuver today in Dallas because there are going to be a lot of Cowboys choking

   Try saying "Whale oil beef hooked" without sounding like a drunken Irishman

   Do you the only thing worse than a Patriot fan?.........Two Patriot fans!

   If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

   What is worse than lobsters on your tennis court? Crabs on your balls!