Cyndi Funny Status Messages

   I just wonder when they are going to post the videos of the new teen challenge "blow off your left leg challenge" or the new "decapitate yourself challenge"

   How did I end up on the naughty list? I sold my soul to Santa as a kid for better toys. Too bad I'm dyslexic.

   Sitting here wondering. Did anyone ever figure out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

   I don't care how obese Trump is, I want his mushroom deep inside me.

   They say do what you do best. Stripper pole, here I come.

   We live in a " paper straw wrapped in plastic" kind of world. It's all stupid

   The fact that anyone thought Todd Chrisley was straight is wild to me