anonymous Funny Status Messages

   big in Japan

   and Fabio are now friends.

   with the girl next door

   thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!

   pretending to water the fake plants

   "the kid next door's, imaginary friend"

   having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

   the reason you get up in the morning <3

   not the same in person.

   not even supposed to be here today

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   defying society's law of average.

   kicking it ol' school

   "an absolute, undoubtable, indescribable vision of awesome. "

   depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills

   s house is on fire (mood:calm)

   what she said

   in your refrigerator.

   crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center

   trying to convince the parents she is a responsible adult. So far it isn't an easy ride.