life Funny Status Messages

   Thought for the day: An HMV gift card is not just for Christmas.... it's for life...

   if you cant solve life's problems try Ctrl + Alt + Del

   Life is a gift ... Unrap it with Zeal !!

   Gym, tan, listen to tiesto's club life

   If you don't grab your girls booty at least 46 times a day, you're living life all wrong.

   Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

   As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life.

   If you have 12 followers on Instagram, you’re unpopular. If you have 12 followers in real life, you’re the messiah.

   It’s all fun & games until feelings & emotions get involved then it becomes life.

   It is amazing how life is full of the most beautiful things, some people see them as beautiful and bright, some see them as dark and mysterious, is there always a bright light at the end? I'm just glad I can see them!

   nursing his a55 from the pain left by all those bites from life!

   Waiting for Adele to write the next chapter in my life ! Hurry Up times a wasting !

   while running full speed, that moment between life and death when someone pushes you past your speed limit

   thats what I like the most about you..the way you constantly enter and exit my life..

   Life is little more than a constant stream of boredom, pain and suffering.

   Shout out to everyone who's trying to get their life together. Working on yourself is the hardest part of life. So is wet t-shirt contests during Spring Break!!!

   I only understand like 19% of life!

   Songle ply toilet paper versus hairy ass. Twenty minutes of my life spent full of fail.

   I just found out that eating spinach doesn't make you stronger.......now..… I … I just … my whole life has been a lie.

   needs a woman to give me Blue balls to celebrate BB Kings life...