ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   so much cooler online!

   trying to get the taste of last night's date's mouth out of his mouth.

   just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

   troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

   dangerous to your health.

   listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

   not your daddy

   making a sex tape and shooting up heroin with Miley Cyrus

   getting Jiggy with it!

   hates your extended network.

   what really sank the titanic.

   picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

   out joyriding in your car.

   always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower for cryin' out loud!

   let the dogs out

   a PC

   As I'm getting older I've noticed my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used

   living on the magic island of awesome

   the walrus

   thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'