anonymous Funny Status Messages

   out discovering new fears.

   being chased by a hungry pack of wild poodles!

   taking a walk outside her mind

   asks, "What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!"

   perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.

   the weapon of choice.

   Same Great Taste 40% Fewer Calories, 30% Less Fat.

   "insert clever remark here."

   not supposed to be up this late...

   on my space trying to Google your you tube

   promoting global warming.

   spitting in your general direction

   going to the dark side they have cookies

   available in HD.....highly demented!!!!!

   "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

   so fine, he's so fine he blows your mind.

   crakalakin

   Feeding your dog Chocolate

   not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!

   Bob the builder! can we fix it?!!......no this time we're screwed