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   Is it just me...., or does "Ebola" sound kind of like "Obama?"

   Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.

   Rapture Tip: Bring a trash bag to collect left behind clothes . You'll only have a couple hours before the best stuff is picked over.

   I had a great joke, but Ryan Leaf stole it......

   Maybe that missing plane is wherever our lost socks are??

   Breaking news: Republican Bob Turner wins Weiner's old seat. Hmmm.. I hope they steam cleaned it for him??

   Tropical Storm 2013 Tip: To avoid lacerations while looting, be sure to wear puncture-resistant silicone oven mitts when crowbarring shop windows.....

   If Oscar Pistorius was born without arms instead of born without legs, this whole thing would of never happened...

   Happy first day of fall! ¡ƃuıɹds ɟo ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ʎddɐH

   Hard to believe there's another little Weiner on the way I'm thinking "Oscar Meyer" has a certain schwing to it.......

   Facebook stock continues to lose value, in fact it's so bad, hundreds of farmville farms are going into foreclosure.......

   I have a confession to make! Back in 1985 I... Wait a minute, get me Oprah!

   Maybe Aaron Hernandez killed Tony Soprano?

   Good morning : ) I was thinking...What if the Rapture happens and you're in the middle of a poo? You'll be floating up to heaven, pooing on everyone below you.......

   Maybe......Obama can put his government shutdown barricades up in federal waters and block Tropical Storm Karen!?!?

   The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel.

   Breaking news: Barack Obama Unaware He Was Elected President. “I never knew & nobody told me” said Obama.......

   Congrats to Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush uh Cristiano Ronaldo, I mean Nick Cannon? Nick Lachey? Ray J? Miles Austin? Oh Kris Humphries.......

   I came out of the closet while getting dressed this morning, yet, no news story....

   BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....