anonymous Funny Status Messages

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

   For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!

   printing off a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills

   your perfect drug

   naked and playing twister with the cat .

   "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   "checking Facebook while on vacation, what a loser. "

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   approves this message

   got the power

   living vicariously through herself.

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "

   has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes

   not suitable for minors!

   must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

   dancing naked on your roof.

   the answer