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   messageicon I love my robotic vacuum cleaner that saves so much time and effort!...as long as I don't have to spend like an hour looking for it under furniture or in corners or wherever it got stuck and died.
←Rate | 12-21-2019 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover
←Rate | 03-13-2017 15:25 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to incite a fight after a UB40 concert.
←Rate | 10-03-2018 14:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.
←Rate | 05-22-2025 19:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!
←Rate | 07-25-2025 22:54 Comments (0)  




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