anonymous Funny Status Messages

   a Figment of your imagination

   over white knights on horses... Bring on the vampire in the volvo!!!

   playing musical electric chairs

   took the "What should you be doing right now" quiz. And the answer is... WORK !

   now available with a bonus DVD; containing deleted scenes and 2 theatrical trailers

   Save a horse, ride the bus.

   One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri

   out of her mind and have gone to look for it.

   going on a magic carpet ride

   thinks your tractor's sexy

   """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "

   playing music for the hearing impaired.

   When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

   A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Share' button.

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   so great Tony the tigers jealous

   in the moment...

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   compulsively obsessed with OCD

   smells like teen spirit