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I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose
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03-31-2015 19:44 by L
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So I thought about asking the love of my life to marry me. Chicken Parmesan. . .
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07-16-2014 00:05 by JAB
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I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.
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08-10-2013 08:25 by L
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My love for bacon is kinda like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in ツ

The only person you should believe when they tell you they love you is your dog and weed.
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02-02-2013 12:22
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The slower the kiss, the easier for love to slip through.
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10-14-2012 14:28 by BEGO
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All you need is love. And Valentines Day is the perfect time to buy lots of things to prove it.

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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10-28-2010 17:45 by RLL
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If god is a dj, life is a dancefloor, love is a rhythm, you are the music, you get what you are given it's all how you use it and god wants you to shake your ass!
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09-04-2010 23:23
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Last night my wife is sipping a glass of wine while sitting with me, she says: I love you so much I don't know how I ever live without you! Me: Is it you talking or is it the wine? Her: It's me talking to the wine!
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05-11-2012 10:32
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It takes real courage to suck another man's c@ck. And any man who can do it can dern well defend the nation I love.

You chose tragic love story I choose avoiding preventable tragedies
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07-31-2012 13:51
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What's the word for when someone realize that they love you after it's too late? Oh yeah, "get lost loser".
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06-26-2013 09:12
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The problem with feelings is WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
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11-02-2012 13:44
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Maybe you misunderstood me. I love you in a "tennis score" sort of way.
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10-30-2017 14:42
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Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of PARALLEL lines, who were never meant to meet. Of TANGENT lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of ASYMPTOTIC lines, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together.
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12-01-2016 07:35
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Don't be sad if you're alone on Saint Valentine's Day as it could be worse like how it turned out for poor Saint Valentine who for the love of a woman was imprisoned then beat to death with clubs.
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02-13-2020 11:32
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I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile.
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02-28-2014 10:26
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Maybe if you really love them you won't put them to the ultimate test of seeing just how much of your bullsh*t they can actually put up with
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10-07-2013 12:18
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Money can't buy love; you are just paying for their attention and time.
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09-12-2011 06:13
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