love Funny Status Messages

   I wish everyone a happy new year, and hope you all have a great 1982. With love, from everyone here at the alzheimers society.

   Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.

   I love the taste of tuna, but I'm not a fan of the smell. This is true about something else as well, but I can't put my finger in it. Hmm.

   i love when my parents go away and leave me money for food.. little do they know I spend it on drugs and alcohol!

   "Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts." I love it!

   awake and alive __ and the coffee is at its Sunday best; I love these moments :)

   In life it doesn't matter what people say about you... Most of them f##kers dont even know the real you, so who gives a toss what a bunch of sad twisted plebs think... The people who love and respect you the most know the person you really are.

   I'd love to ram a big black dild0 up John Terry's ass.

   They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.

   DNA Tests today confirmed danny devito is arnolds love child..

   Women beg for love wit sex and guys beg for sex wit love.

   If you didn't have all this money, I'd still love you..and miss you very much.

   Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.

   If couples who are in love are called "LOVED BIRDS", then couples who argue should be called "ANGRY BIRDS".

   Love is never having to use a c ondom.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem... In history: A war... In chemistry: A reaction... In art: A heart...In me: You...

   The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved.

   Love is when she throats you so deep she throws up on you, composes herself, then keeps going. She only regrets she had to stop for a moment.

   I love you to pieces is a creepy way to tell someone you love them and would also like to dismember them

   I can't decided if I'd rather see him naked or on fire. Is that love?