ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack

   amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes

   ? Who the hell is that?

   Something you never hear in the news: "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North."

   needing to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how.

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   laying in the road dressed as a deer

   thought of it before you did.

   didn't go to highschool, he went to school high

   My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!

   would like to buy a vowel.

   waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

   "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   stopped to think and forgot to start again

   shaking it like a Polaroid picture.

   just not that into you.

   Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?

   met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

   swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.