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   Continued - "My friend is slightly retarded." Oh,what a fun evening this was.

   My friend came over to my place for the first time this evening, I said "Just remember,my grandmother is a bit old & hard of hearing. So speak nicely,speak slowly & speak loudly." I then whispered to my perfectly capable grandmother "My friend is slightly

   Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!!

   Who said money can't buy class ? And also a trident large enough to poke the Red Devils royally in their own back yard....Gory Gory Man United.

   Hide your true colors and let people paint their picture of you.

   Saw my Sri Lankan friends slurping tea out of a saucer this morning. When I asked why, they said because the Indians took the cup :D