vybe Funny Status Messages

   blames everyone for his problems."Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him".

   Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in..

   somewhere two dudes just ordered mochas from Starbucks and are calling them "brochas" and high fiving

   Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.

   going to watch the Mars Rover landing tonigt just to find out if chicks really have 3 boobs there.

   Oh christ it's Olympic Soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take some of my single friends to the bar.

   wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon

   just heard Anderson Cooper announced he's gay. Don't worry ladies, you still have a shot at Lou Dobbs.

   Oh great it's Summer...that means hearing about tomatoes for 3 freakin' months!

   doesn't really understand the big deal about walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. I've been married for 14 years, try walking that tightrope Wallenda!