urboyblue Funny Status Messages

   Oh it's Cinco de Mayo....that's why I keep seeing cars with 22 people inside back through a red light with a traffic cam, family portraits!!

   I had a missed call at 3 am and I just now called it back. It was Jake from StateFarm

   I believe if a tree and a woman fall in the woods....the woman still makes the noise!!

   Our kids are losing their imagination....hopefully soon they will have an app for that!!

   Bet if a gunman opened fire while Obama was onstage yesterday....he would use them as human shields!! Kinda like he is doing now!!

   Now that Britney Griner's collegiate career is over....do you think he will end up with the Heat and Lebron?

   I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!

   When a skinny girl always says "I'm fat" do you ever feel like saying you're skinny and you know it but your insecurity is not attractive so a fat girl with confidence makes you look unappealing, so start eating!!

   When I hear someone say "Valentimes" I wanna punch them in the throat.....it's an N for No wonder you're alone

   The bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings must be a 49er fan!! They have added a power button right beside the sprinkler system!!