tsparks Funny Status Messages

   it's the people who make a party awesome, not the drinks,bro

   always know where the remote is all it takes is one sad animal commercial to kill the mood

   Dear ugly people: Stop playing hard to get, you're already hard to want

   I went to Wal-Mart to buy shampoo. Spent $150 and forgot the shampoo

   This post is so good you will read it twice, this post is so good you just read it twice.

   I fell down the stairs today, and may never walk again. I wasn't injured, I'm just really lazy.

   throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up

   *Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to Remind Me every 2 seconds

   Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!

   hi say 2 wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find may you... CONFUSED?? Now read it backwards..