tralfaz1971 Funny Status Messages

   My girlfriend kept going "Ssshhhhh!" during sex, last night. I think she might have a puncture

   If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees

   Had sardines and cabbage last night... my gas was so bad my boys literally passed out and encountered minor memory loss and a slight bit of hallucination...But all is good cuz my momma always taught me to share