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   messageicon Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker....
←Rate | 11-02-2010 07:58 by thullqst Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was so depressed last night and called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck….
←Rate | 10-24-2010 07:46 by thullqst Comments (3)  


   messageicon Feeling a little groggy today. I think my check-engine light has come on.
←Rate | 05-27-2009 07:21 by thullqst Comments (0)  



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