thejoeyhamer Funny Status Messages

   I don't think I could ever work for Research In Motion (the maker of BlackBerry). How do I tell my parents I got a RIM job?

   Those women on the Real Housewives. I'm not sure what's more fake: their personalities or their breasts

   Called animal control cause I found a nest outside my window. Never knew those guys were so good at pickin up chicks

   Apparently episodes of General Hospital are being replaced by Prison Break. Looks like daytime TV just dropped the soap..

   I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you.