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   I like my coffee like I like my women .Strong, sweet & hot :)

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   The three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey, I'm home!"

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   who ever thought that the 72 virgins would be crabs

   Scary thought but Kate Middleton and Osama now have something in common. Only a few days apart they both received a shot in the dark.:)

   you can tell more about a person's true character after they gain some random wealth

   A word to the wise ain't necessary it's the stupid ones that need the advice

   I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.