taylormade Funny Status Messages

   Kentucky pickup line- I'm just goin to follow you home anyway, so get in the truck.

   Im proud to announce that my work has upgraded the toilet paper selection from 1-ply rapidly dissolving paper to 2-ply soft on your rear end stuff. The CEO must have received my letters.

   For lent I'm giving up sex, wait I'm not catholic. Whoa, that was close

   you know the recession is bad when wives are having sex with their husbands cause they can't afford batteries.