stupidsidetounge Funny Status Messages

   I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery channel, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it.

   Captains log,Stardate 3.1415926535 I seem to have a strange urge for Pie today

   "If my life had a face.............I would PUNCH it!!"-Greg Thomas

   floating in a life boat after getting thrown off the ship over a misunderstanding over what the poop deck actually was!

   building a time machine so I can attend the time travelers convention held last Tuesday.

   I typed my ex's address into my gps and instead of directions the voice said "I don't think you really want to go there"