rubin Funny Status Messages

   I now know why women close their eyes during sex. They cant stand to see a man enjoy himself.

   my mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your uncle just died. LOL."

   If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists ? :p

   I'm looking for a women who loves me for my money but isn't good at math

   A chinese couple had a black baby guess what they named him? Sum ting wong