rockerch!ck Funny Status Messages

   myspace, then facebook, then twitter. Next? mylifetotallyexposed . com

   when I was your age I lost my tooth, not my virginity

   The kids next door challenged me to a water fight . . . I'm just poisting this while I wait for the kettle to boil

   if I ever wake up in a room full of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game," I'm going to be so mad!

   Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger . . .

   Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like one mirror at a time

   9 out of 10 guys likes girls with big boobs. The 10th guy likes the other 9 guys

   I have no problem texting and driving. Now texting while walking downstairs, that stuff is dangerous!