randygalaxy Funny Status Messages

   if Kanye did become president, the first lady will be. . . let that sit in

   I think you should say happy birthday 4 times to everyone havin a bday tomorrow.. since they only get 1 bday every 4 years..

   wth I go on google to see the eclipse .. I type in moon and get a bunch of as$ pics

   there any good boxers named mario? would love to see super mario fight pac man

   1 female smurf, 50,000 boy smurfs, no wonder they all had blue balls

   teach you how to dougie ? how about I teach you how to pull up your pants

   "Do you have faceboook?" ... "no but I have a myspace!" ... ummm 'we dont speak the same language'