rae Funny Status Messages

   SFOL #16: You aren't insecure due to some traumatic experience that happened when you were a child—unless that experience was the realization that you suck and no one likes you.

   If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did

   asks: What do Toronto Maple Leaf Fans do after they finally win the Stanley Cup? Put down the playstation and go to bed!!

   the best part of not having a life...is not having to worry about a mid-life crisis

   puts the "fun" in dysfunctional