pz Funny Status Messages

   wisdom comes with age , but sometimes age comes alone!!!

   OMG I just wasted my time watching the twilight series :love triangle between a depressed girl a 110 yr old vampire and a werewolf !

   why were the uruguayains yellow carded so much in the match against korea , coz they kept running over the parks

   no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..

   the yanks crashed out of the world cup coz they weren't allowed to use their hands...

   gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!

   an argument is a compromise between fighting and running away

   "always appears a saint, when most I play the devil"

   says a cannibal is someone who goes to a resturant and orders the waiter!!

   says two fools make a moron, two morons make an imbecile, two imbeciles make an idiot and two idiots make a marriage.