platt_ave Funny Status Messages

   It took me 2 and a half years of feeding my cat to realize I don't own a cat..

   The Un-United States of America.....

   I hate when i'm shopping at the grocery store and realize the shopping cart I've been pushing across the aisle isn't mine and I don't have a blonde haired blue-eyed baby....

   What's with all these Anti-Bullying campaigns? Do kids nowadays not know how to join gangs anymore?!!

   Calm down cashier clerk, it's just a 5 dollar bill. No need to hold it up against the light and run your marker through it. I spend my counterfits on my drug dealer...