orania Funny Status Messages

   I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you

   Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

   Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.

   Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

   Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

   If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first

   It is difficult to be stupid... competition is huge...

   Few women admit their age; few men act it.....

   Everything happens for a reason... Just know that God places people in your life for a reason and will let you know what that reason is when it is time! ♥

   hey YOU...I'm Sorry, did my back hurt your knife?