octane Funny Status Messages

   To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

   My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

   The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list

   What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."

   To think, it takes time. To think what to think takes even more time. To think what you just read takes less time.

   Virginity is not a dignity.It's just a Lack of opportunity.

   Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

   Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?