mlg Funny Status Messages

   When I bite into a Peppermint Patty..I get the sensation in my nipples and they point due south

   "I have PMS with GPS, which means I am a b!tch and I will find you!"

   I love reading ppls status "off to the gym" when you know damn well they are only going to use the massage chair

   Does the State Hospital have weekend package deals? cause I need a vacation!