milsfinest Funny Status Messages

   Ebonics 101:where dey do dat at?= what type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

   I sent out a text message saying "hey I lost my phone can you call it?" 7 people called...damn it I need some smarter friends!

   You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born when completing on-line forms

   I WASNT GOOD IN MATH BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX I'm ALL ABOUT ANGLES