mikey Funny Status Messages

   I once watched an episode of Duck Dynasty. I can't tell you how upset I was that it wasn't a documentary on Huey, Duey, and Louie.

   willing to go the extra mile... as long as it is not in your shoes!

   Imagine how huge those Japanese Facebook albums must be...

   Everything taste good and is easy to swallow with a little "hope and change" sprinkled on it.

   too large for worry, too noble for anger, and too strong for fear

   Life is 10% of what happens to me, and 90% how I react to it!